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Another email to lapsed subscribers of OPE

Dear Lapsed Subscriber,
This is Kurt's assistant, Malcolm, again. I hate to be a pest (not true), but I still have not received your remittance for OPE Year Six. Kurt has urged me to "let it slide," but I was not raised that way. My caregivers taught me the importance of responsibility. They also kept me in a laundry hamper until the age of seven, but nobody's perfect.

The point is, those who wish to receive OPE for one more year need to remit $24 to Kurt ASAP. I can't keep writing reminder emails all the time. I have filing to do.

The best part: Kurt will never know that you needed multiple reminders to renew; he'll think you remembered on your own, and it will warm his heart.

The future is up to you,


Blogger Merle Sneed said...

Am I a lapsee?

7:55 AM  
Blogger Kurt said...

No, sir.

8:02 AM  
Blogger tony said...

Isnt "lapsee" a type of Tea?

10:06 AM  
Blogger Megan said...

Yet another late payment to help keep my credit safe from online predators!

Will send soon. No, like, for realsies.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous diane said...

explain Pay Pal to me

7:43 PM  

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