Final Email to Lapsed Subscribers
Hi,
It's Malcolm, assistant to Kurt at Other People Exist zine. In anticipation of the major hurricane ("Irene") heading our way, Kurt has asked me to get his affairs in order w/r/t Other People Exist zine. He has requested a complete list of currently active subscribers, sealed in a ziploc bag, which he will carry on his person in the event he must flee the area and rebuild on higher ground. I don't want to give him that list without your name on it, but unfortunately I must unless I receive your remittance (or solemn promise) soon.
I have attached a sample from the upcoming issue, an excerpt from a co-cartoon by Kurt and Sean. It is my hope that this sample will so impress you that you will rush to the kitchen drawer (or wherever), retrieve your checkbook, and send $24 to:
Kurt Xxxxxx
XXX XXxx St.
XXXXX, XX XXXX3
Until that time,
Malcolm
It worked!
It's Malcolm, assistant to Kurt at Other People Exist zine. In anticipation of the major hurricane ("Irene") heading our way, Kurt has asked me to get his affairs in order w/r/t Other People Exist zine. He has requested a complete list of currently active subscribers, sealed in a ziploc bag, which he will carry on his person in the event he must flee the area and rebuild on higher ground. I don't want to give him that list without your name on it, but unfortunately I must unless I receive your remittance (or solemn promise) soon.
I have attached a sample from the upcoming issue, an excerpt from a co-cartoon by Kurt and Sean. It is my hope that this sample will so impress you that you will rush to the kitchen drawer (or wherever), retrieve your checkbook, and send $24 to:
Kurt Xxxxxx
XXX XXxx St.
XXXXX, XX XXXX3
Until that time,
Malcolm
It worked!
posted by Kurt | 6:30 PM
6 Comments:
Irene..She Has Gone? American Chicks Are powerful!
[I will soon, I promise.]
I resent my personal email being posted on a public blog like this.
Todd would never have done such a thing.
That's very sweet that you thought this email was written just to you.
Promise.
Dennis is lapsed, and in more ways than one. Dennis just wanted to say one that Dennis loves Kurt.
I like cats, but I'm allergic to them.
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